6:45 a.m. – hmm. i do believe the sun is trying to shine outside, and i feel like a bowl of oatmeal! i think i’ll start talking to myself and see if anybody notices.

6:50 a.m. – well, i haven’t heard anything indicating that Mommy or Daddy are coming in here to rescue me from baby jail. i’ll try yelling a little bit… oh there now, the shuffle of Mommy’s feet on the floor. music to my ears!

7:00 a.m. – my oatmeal is cooking on the stove, Mommy is trying to open her eyes a little bit. i hope she doesn’t open them too wide or she’ll see me pulling Pixie’s tail. Mommy doesn’t seem to understand that cat’s tails were just made for pulling!

7:15 a.m. – mmm. i like oatmeal. now where’s my sippy cup of orange juice?

9:00 a.m. – Daddy is leaving for work. i don’t want him to think i won’t miss him, so i’m going to work up for a big crying and screaming fit as he leaves. then he’ll think about me all day long and know that i miss him lots and lots.

9:30 a.m. – i love helping Mommy by swiffering the floor! after this, i think i’ll ride my trike around the hallway. or maybe i’ll see how my green crayon looks on the coffee table.
10:00 a.m. – mmmm, time for my snack! peanut butter crackers are so yummy, i could eat them all day long. memo to self – figure out how to climb up the shelves of the pantry for unending supply of peanut butter crackers. and now, i’m off to do some colouring with my green crayon.
11:30 a.m. – time for lunch! today it is pizza, i love how the sauce feels when i squish it all up in my hand!

12:30 p.m. – Mommy always seems to think that i need an afternoon nap. i’m going to try and convince her… oh no, she’s taking me to her bedroom, the one with the nice warm duvet and the pillows… i’m… not… going… to… give… in… to… the… sleepiness………

2:45 p.m. – well, that nap was just the ticket! now i am full of energy and ready to dance and chase the cats some more! i wonder why Tango is always trying to bite me…

3:00 p.m. – time for a drink and a snack. i think today i’ll have milk and grapes, that’s always a good combination. i wonder what Mommy will do if i throw the grapes around the living room…

4:45 p.m. – must be time for dinner soon, my tummy is hungry. hey, i think i see Daddy coming in the door, i am going to rush over there and say hello so he won’t think i forgot about him today.

5:15 p.m. – eating dinner with Mommy and Daddy. they think i don’t understand what they’re talking about while we eat dinner together, but i know they’re saying how cute i look in my booster seat, eating at the table like a big boy.

6:15 p.m. – my favourite time of day, tub time! i have so many great toys, they are small and light, and perfect for throwing out of the tub for Mommy to play catch!

7:30 p.m. – Mommy and Daddy think they are being tricky… they think that if they cuddle me up, read me some books, sing and pray, i’ll go to sleep… i’m… not… no… way… not… giving… in….